Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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