It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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