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• (516): View more from New York

  Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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• (813): View more from Florida

  God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.

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• (510): View more from California

  but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  A BJ like that needs to be recommended.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5

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• (315): View more from New York

  He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...

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  Hahah. That's good.

  (315): View more from New York

  I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.

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• (408): View more from California

  I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

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