Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic