Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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