hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this