we have pet lesbian snakes
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.