then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have tasted many bathrooms
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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