Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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