You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that