i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE