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  I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.

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• (631): View more from New York

  All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY

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