dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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