i can't believe i had my finger in that
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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