she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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