belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..