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  Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.

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• (631): View more from New York

  He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

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  After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.

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• (408): View more from California

  Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  DOWN HORMONES. BACK.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Love me.

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  GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.

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  Just for one nugget?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i need to put some appletini on your dick

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