My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.