I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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