awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
