They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You can't special order awesome
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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