Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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