Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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