Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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