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we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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