yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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