That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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