It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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