evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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