His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?