Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
it was like eating out sand paper
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It's shark week go big or go home