Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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