I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
