Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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