scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So here I am, sexting at work.
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