On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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