Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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