you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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