let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
