Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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