it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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