is your mom at the bar?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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