It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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