Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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