You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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