I wish my penis had an off switch
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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