butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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