Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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