this just has baby written all over it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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