who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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