If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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