fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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