he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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