You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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