I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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