How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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