You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.