It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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