Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.