Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just cropdusted the office
Farmville is her only friend.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century