My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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