Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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