Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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