i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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