he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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